and told somebody at velvet about
how mating is a very painful process for female cats.
I apologise for any emotional trauma I have caused to those
that could not deal with me having my clothes off
(I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
BAD IDEA TO DRINK WHEN I'M WEARING THOSE SHIRTS).
Thanks for the surprise
verniapaurickvakaewballsmunadelinelenny.
Despite the pre-birthday blues,
I really appreciate it.