The rare happy mornings. hur. 
The gate that eats my money, and the jam that my anger eats.
The omg-when-are-you-gonna-be-done wheel.
My occasional tidbit :)
Puppy puppy, puppy chulo. Puppy puppy smile for me smile for me?
They fell asleep together shortly after.
The plus two grouch.
The not-so-sexy and the easily-amused. 
Lastly, the fuckass lousy but quite pretty dessert.