I saw a dot on my laptop's monitor,
so I started cleaning it with a tissue paper.
And when I couldn't get it off,
I got frustrated
(you know how cole is super anal about such things)
and started rubbing it with wet wipes
(you know, those that you use to clean the baby's ass?)
And that SOB simply refused
to detach itself from my monitor.
So I got really pissed,
and couldn't concentrate on work,
and started to try all possible methods of cleaning
to get rid of that stubborn speck of dirt.
After working on it for a really long while,
My colleague stared at me,
and she asked me what was I doing,
so I explained that I was trying to
get rid of that dirt on my monitor.
And she said, let her take a look.
After looking at my monitor for a while,
she said: err I think that looks like a PERIOD.
(in mandarin of course)
I stared at the monitor,
then at my wet wipes and everthing else on the table.
And I realised that yes,
it was a period.
That is how exhausted I am.
My brain is now officially deceased.
hur.
the direction of the eye
so misleading
the defection of the soul
nauseously quick